(Source: jennyfromtheeeblock)

My response to sluts and feminists:

• Girl: So, if a guy goes around and has sex with lots of girls, he's a legend. But, if a girl does it, she's a whore?
• Me: Let's say there was a key that could open every lock in the world. Pretty awesome key, agreed? Now, let's say there was a lock that could be opened by every key in the world. Pretty fucking shitty lock if you ask me.

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lionessnicki:

d3ardani3l:

midnightlightning:

lepreas:

haltiamava:

Cheesecake filled strawberries

motherfucking strawberries filled with motherfucking cheesecake fucking fuck.

must have!!!!

I’ve seen these so many times now :1 want.

smother me in your love!

(Source: mollfie)

laughingstation:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

You will laugh out loud!

thebeardedantivillain:

therenaissanceratchet:

shylalen:

kingjaffejoffer:

r0baveli:

I remember watching this like it was yesterday. One of the best moments in NBA history.

LOL @ “Ron Artest has a scary look in his eye”

I never understood why it even boiled down to this!

i remember watching this in detroit… 

What’s crazy is that the actual foul wasn’t even a hard foul. 

(Source: blackrexgrossman)

“I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.”

(Source: seductionisdestruction)

(Source: brutongaster)

hello-jason:

chatsu1337:

prussia-me:

angeltheadventurer:

holmestucked:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

valorwing:

foxstitches:

ofwgblake:

gokaliego:

whateveritsandrew:

irrevocablymarisa:

endlessheartbeat:

cobalon:

naydenhagin:

cats69:

kindracantspell:

LITERALLY CRYING

OH MY GOD

OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL

a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets 

WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR

HAHAHFKJHSDJKHFADSJFKJSDFHKJADFUJKAHF OH MY FUCKING GOD

FHKJDGKLDFSHGJHS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

FKKG;F;JGLKJLDFGG CRYING  DYING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

UNLOAD ON THESE NIGGAS KEVIN

UNLOAAAAD

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

LITERALLY ME IM NOT EVEN JOKFIUGGFJSKA

DAHSKJDASKDHASD WHY

Angel: ……I..I don’t get it…

Panda: XD ambfjkashbflkahfia!! bwahahahahaha!! 

*COUGHCOUGH* OHGOD. I’M CRYING.

THIS GUY IS BEAUTIFUL! brb dying

OMG I REMEMBER THIS

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

• Lust: Something that I find attractive.
• Pride: Something that I like about myself.
• Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
• Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
• Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
• Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
• Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

tyleroakley:

blazeberg:

“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.”

— Augusten Burroughs

One of my all-time favorite quotes.